She’s done it with girls, all over the world; she’s done it with ropes, near the home of The Pope. Even the Kama Sutra is probably old hat by now. In fact, with as much action as Madonna’s had over the last few decades, it’s hard to believe she’s not a card-carrying member of The Mile High Club yet.

Yes, it’s dumb. Yes, it’s puzzling. Yes, it’s down-right bizarre, but it’s Weezer. Their career has been an experiment in doing things the wrong way and somehow coming through the other side, some ways better off, some ways not.